Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leeds First Direct Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Gledhill, Lou Sanders, Sam Campbell, Tom Rosenthal
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Rhys James, Sam Campbell, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield Octagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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