'In these troubled times, in this wicked world, it can feel like apocalypse is everywhere but did you know 11,000 years ago there were some really big armadillos? I’m talking about as big as a car. Really big. And they were vegetarian so don’t even worry about them.'
'Also my daughter has a hamster and I’m not saying distract yourself from everything, but I’m saying he’s also part of everything.'
Josie is back with a new show about discovery, wonder, extinction and how to walk through a landscape of monstrous disaster. There is also a good tip about silt, guaranteed.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Glasgow Oran Mor
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Reviews
Josie Long: Now Is The Time Of Monsters
Josie Long, who loves dropping very specific references into her stand-up, took her title from a quote by Italian Communist leader Antonio Gramsci: 'The…
14/08/2025