Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Lowestoft Marina Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Spalding South Holland Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester New Century
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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