Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jake Lambert, Kerry Godliman, Kyrah Gray, Romesh Ranganathan
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £21
Plus: Eva Bindeman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis, Justin Moorhouse, Matt Richardson
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Kettering Stirrup Cup
Price: £10
Jongleurs Comedy Club.
Plus: Russell Arathoon, Bas Rahman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Gledhill, Lou Sanders, Sam Campbell, Tom Rosenthal
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Vaudeville Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £44
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Tiernan, Steve Hall, Tom Taylor
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Ashby-de-la-Zouch Lyric Rooms
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Rhys James, Sam Campbell, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield Octagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hayley Ellis, Justin Moorhouse, Matt Richardson
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cray Cray Cabaret
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Phil Nichol and band
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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