Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Statesman
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Theatro Technis
Price: £22 (£20 concs)
What happens when a village that has outlawed laughter is suddenly forced to learn how to be funny?
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Honeypot’s Comedy Night
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Kerry Godliman, Nick Helm, Ninia Benjamin, Ria Lina
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arabs & Asians
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £14
With Omar Badaway, Salman Malik, Sundeep Bhardwaj, Fathiya Saleh, Fathan Solo, Sami Abu Wardeh
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chloe Petts, Ed Gamble, Lara Ricote, Rosie Jones, Tom Davis
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Old Royal Naval College
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle-Under-Lyme New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle-Under-Lyme New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Watford Colosseum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £11.22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Steamworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fat Penguin Comedy Club
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Birmingham Patrick Kavanagh
Price: £0
Comics: Joe Wells, Russell Hicks
Plus: Natalie Bryce, Duncan Adam, Jay Handley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Brooker
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9.50
Always Be Comedy work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Stoke-on-Trent Regent Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club RAW
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden, Katie Green, Marlon Davis
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18 to £22
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Halstead Empire Theatre
Price: £25.20
Plus: Sarah Gaul, Adam Beardsmore
The Blackout
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Watford Colosseum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Selby Town Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Newhampton Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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