Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Derby Vaillant Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: £15.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Hastings White Rock Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: York Theatre@41 Monkgate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sahib Singh
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
New York comedian
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Gosforth Civic Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Fin Taylor, Madeleine Brettingham, Michael Odewale
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Anyone For Tennis – Pauline Eyre
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Lutterworth Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Oxford Old Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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