Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lulu Simons & Dawn Bailey
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Williams: Don't Look at Me
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Vault Festival
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tall Tales & Cocktails
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: From £8 to £12
No line-up given
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jimmy McGhie, Lindsey Santoro, Paul Sinha, Sikisa
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Davies, John Robins, Kyrah Gray, Mike Wozniak, Rosie Jones
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Cambridge Comedy Garden
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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