Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Chipping Norton Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Adam Kay: A Particularly Nasty Case
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Prince Abdi: Having A Laugh
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £5
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jacqueline Novak
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: Masterworks in Progress
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Open Mic Comedy Night
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Aaron Wood,Crissy Rock
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chloe Petts, Ed Gamble, Lara Ricote, Rosie Jones, Tom Davis
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Castlefield Bowl
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhys James: You’ll Like It When You Get There (Book Tour)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elis & John - That Feels Significant: Live!
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Get Off Live Comedy Gala
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24
Comics: Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Nina Gilligan, Nish Kumar, Sara Pascoe, Sikisa
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Sep 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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