Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abigoliah Schamaun, Erich McElroy, Funmbi Omotayo, Jeff Innocent
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £25 (£21 concs)
Plus: Pete Selwood
Hold On To Your Butts
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jurassic Park parody
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Club 4 Kids
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Halifax Victoria Theatre
Price: £11.50
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri, Mark Bittlestone. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Joshua Robertson, Sarah Johnson
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Gleadow, Rich Wilson, Sam Serrano, Joey Page
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Leeds HiFi Club
Price: From £15 to £19
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ola Labib: Dispersible
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Dave Longley, Rachel Fairburn, Tom Wrigglesworth
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £18.50 (£12 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Devizes Wharf Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zoë Maltby: Isn’t It Byronic
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Courtyard Theatre Hoxton
Price: £12
Part of Camden Fringe
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ray Badran, Ryan Gough, Steve Gribbin
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Freemasons Arms
Price: £20 to £23.87
Plus: Dom Latour, Piran Armes
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Saturday Comedy Cabaret
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £15
Comics: Mary Bourke, Nick Wilty, Rick Kiesewetter, Jeremy O'Donnell
Plus: Sean Patrick
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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