Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Stoller Hall
Price: £15.00
Bobby Mair, Josh James, Paul Pirie
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
Druski: The Coulda Fest Tour
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Ovo Arena Wembley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
American comedian, actor, and influencer known for his sketch comedy, Coulda Been Records
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Exeter Northcott Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
That Josh James Show
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Statesman
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Theatro Technis
Price: £22 (£20 concs)
What happens when a village that has outlawed laughter is suddenly forced to learn how to be funny?
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £26.50 to £29.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Daliso Chaponda, Danny Sutcliffe
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Pete Selwood
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: South Shields Customs House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi, Joe Jacobs, Lucy Porter
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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