Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Reading Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Chesterfield Winding Wheel
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Birmingham Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Political Party With Matt Forde
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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