Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Schalk Bezuidenhout: Hey Hey Divorcé
Date: Mon 16 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: 19:30
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Derby Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: £31.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Tonbridge EM Forster Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Schalk Bezuidenhout: Hey Hey Divorcé
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Oxford Old Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Stafford Gatehouse Theatre and Met Studio
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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