Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Schalk Bezuidenhout: Hey Hey Divorcé
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: 20:00
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Alexandra Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Exmouth Pavilion
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: £31.78
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Schalk Bezuidenhout: Hey Hey Divorcé
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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