Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Dan Tiernan, Steve Hall, Tom Taylor
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Ashby-de-la-Zouch Lyric Rooms
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christopher Hall, Felicity Ward, Phil Wang, Vittorio Angelone
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Signature Brew Blackhorse Road
Price: £21.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £13.44
Outside The Box Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £8.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10.06
An Hour Of Crowdwork
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Riches: The 12 Beans of Christmas
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19 to £21
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Rhys James, Sam Campbell, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield Octagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Like Minded Friends at Christmas
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £25.30
Comics: Suzi Ruffell, Tom Allen
Live podcast
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hayley Ellis, Justin Moorhouse, Matt Richardson
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm’s Christmas F*ck Fest 10
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedians Do Carols
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £21
Comics: Amy Annette, James Acaster, Lolly Adefope, Nish Kumar
Plus: Jack Rooke, Charlie Craggs, Himesh Patel
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cray Cray Cabaret
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Phil Nichol and band
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Long Live The New Holidays
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £12.24
Comics: Alexander Bennett, Andy Field, Ben Pope, Joz Norris
Comedians pitch new holidays to replace Christmas. Plus: Jain Edwards, Andy Barr, Michael Brunstrom, Fella, Jamie Mykaela, The Mayor And His Daughter, Alex Franklin
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Bob Mills, Samantha Day
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Ashby-de-la-Zouch Lyric Rooms
Price: £18.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Carl Donnelly, Glenn Moore, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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