Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zakir Khan: Papa Yaar
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £3
Performed in Hindi
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pete MacHale: Dear Young Monster
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £13
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £20
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kathryn Haywood: Magic & Sex
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Kate Martin, Alex Hylton
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Leicester Real Ale Classroom
Price: From £8.50 to £12.50
Classroom Comedy Club. Plus: Adam Anwar
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alice Fraser: A Passion for Passion
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Weston-super-Mare Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison presents... Don't Ask: A Variety Show With Friends
Date: Wed 6 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Rowe & Some Mates
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £16
New material
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pete MacHale: Dear Young Monster
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £13
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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