Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Liam Tulley
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £13
Edinburgh preview
Will Owen: Looking Fab at Fifty
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fern Brady Presents: Comedy at the Fringe
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £0
Audible records a new audio series hosted by Fern Brady
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £13.50
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £16.64
Work in progress as part of the Balham Comedy Festival 2025
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Birmingham Symphony Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Chatham Central Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ada and Bron: The Origin of Love
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Birmingham Patrick Kavanagh
Price: £0
Edinburgh Fringe previews. Plus: Samantha Day, Jay Handley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patrick Monahan: The Good, the Pat and the Ugly
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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