Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Sapphire Mcintosh, Louise Leigh
Dan Antopolski, Jason Patterson, John Hastings
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Barry Dodds, Hannah Platt, Paul F Taylor, Phil Nichol
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £25 (£21 concs)
Hold On To Your Butts
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jurassic Park parody
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joel Dommett, Lou Sanders, Michael Odewale, Sara Pascoe
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: St Albans Verulamium Park
Price: £30.25
St Albans Comedy Garden
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 13:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Word With The Bird
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £10.00
Family friendly chat show
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Evan Desmerais: Balding and Beautiful
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez, Ricky Balshaw, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Dean Coughlin. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Maxwell, Celya AB, Josh Pugh, Rachel Parris, Russell Kane
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: St Albans Verulamium Park
Price: £30.25
St Albans Comedy Garden
Show starts: 16:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Graham & Steen
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £8.50
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Brennan Reece, Carl Donnelly, Catherine Bohart, Stephen Bailey
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £24
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Urooj Ashfaq: How to Be a Baddie
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
RIP Hannah Bitch-Cough-Ski (WIP)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Vault Festival
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Vault Festival
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £13.25
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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