Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Caitriona Dowden, Kathryn Mather, Michael Akadiri
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Lacey Green Village Hall
Price: £20.00
Comedy Fundraiser Night for SHH Hospices. Plus: Elliot Wengler, Phil Alexander, Nick Byard
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Gloucester Guildhall
Price: £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
Price: £23
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rob Copland
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Colab Tower
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Colab Tower
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Work in progress as part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender
Show starts: 13:20 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Colab Tower
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Work in progress as part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender
Show starts: 13:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cerys Bradley
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Colab Tower
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender
Show starts: 14:20 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
India vs Pakistan
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Salman Malik, Syed Ahmed Raza, Ankit Grover and Atharva Pharande
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gabriel Featherstone
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Colab Tower
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
Part of the PBH Free Fringe Weekender
Show starts: 14:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £15 (£10 concs)
With Charlotte Cropper, Matt Green
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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