Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Club 4 Kids
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £15
Comics: Ben Van Der Velde, Bilal Zafar
With Ben Van Der Velde, Bilal Zafar, Matthew Mcaloone
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £22
With Josie Lawrence, Neil Mullarkey, Richard Vranch, Ruth Bratt, Lee Simpson and Steve Edis
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hold On To Your Butts
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jurassic Park parody
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Mickleover Derby Binary Bar
Price: £15.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Funmbi Omotayo, Sara Barron
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: O'Neill's Wardour Street
Price: £20
99 Club
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Aug 2025
Venue: Park Theatre
Price: £15.75
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Mon 25 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hold On To Your Butts
Date: Mon 25 Aug 2025
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jurassic Park parody
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 25 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
King Gong
Date: Mon 25 Aug 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £12
New act challenge with MC Mick Ferry
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 25 Aug 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £8.80 (£5.50 concs)
New act challenge with MC Hayley Ellis
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Takashi Wakasugi: Comedy Samurai
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shamik Chakrabarti: Despite Appearances
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Visiting Indian comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
We Saw That with Andrew Mensah & Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Kingsway
Price: £10
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Gbemi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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