Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: DEAD!!! (Good Fun Time)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York The Crescent
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: York Grand Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Zoltan Kaszas
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Hungarian-American comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: £17.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Rouse: Funny Bones
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Norwich Voodoo Daddy's Showroom
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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