Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 21 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Shoe Cake Comedy Club
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With the Discount Comedy Checkout improv group
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Tue 27 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
LOL : Ladies Of Laughter - Newcastle
Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Annette Fagon, Sarah-Louise Young, Shazia Mirza
Plus: Noreen Khan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Tue 3 Jun 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £35.00
Date: Sat 7 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Al Stevenson, Seeta Wrightson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat The Gong with MC Matt Reed
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £15
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Frankie Boyle, Laura Smyth, Sol Bernstein
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £35.00
Ripping Yarms Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Frankie Boyle, Sol Bernstein, Laura Smyth
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £35
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Frankie Boyle, MC Hammersmith, Matt Reed
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Billingham Forum Theatre
Price: £35
The Comedy Forum
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Al Stevenson, Fran Best
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bitesize
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Newton Aycliffe Steam Machine Brewing Co
Price: £10
Comics: Mike Milligan, Elaine Robertson
New act & new material night. Plus: Ant Dewson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Fri 20 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Tue 24 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bill Murray, Jan Vogler and Friends
Date: Fri 27 Jun 2025
Venue: Gateshead Glasshouse International Centre for Music
Price: £50.00
Readings and music
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ingrid Dahle, Tom Wrigglesworth, Lee Kyle
Date: Fri 27 Jun 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Date: Fri 27 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 30 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand-Up Live
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Tue 8 Jul 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Double preview
Date: Thu 10 Jul 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Deage Paxton: Immature and Dean Coughlin: Oblivious
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Jul 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 Aug 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand-Up Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Adam Kay: A Particularly Nasty Case
Date: Thu 4 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: £0.00 to £135.00
Date: Sat 6 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: £0.00 to £135.00
Date: Wed 10 Sep 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 11 Sep 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: South Shields Customs House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: South Shields Customs House
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Ramsey, Jason Cook, Kate Lucas, Carl Hutchinson
Date: Sun 14 Sep 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £36
Ripping Yarms Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Sep 2025
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Monty Franklin: Is That Your Mate
Date: Mon 15 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 16 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: From £21 to £32
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Sun 28 Sep 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Tue 30 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chis McCausland: Yonks!
Date: Tue 30 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sandi Toksvig: Friends of Dorothy
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Elis & John - That Feels Significant: Live!
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 7 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: £25 + fees
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nina Conti: Whose Face Is It Anyway?
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £23.00 to £32.00
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £19.60
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Gong with MC Jason Cook
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £17
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Joel Dommett, Louise Young, Matt Bragg
Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £35
Ripping Yarms Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 14 Oct 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.15
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sandi Toksvig: Friends of Dorothy
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 21 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 21 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Wed 22 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Oct 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Sun 26 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Two Pints With Will Mellor and Ralf Little
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Tue 18 Nov 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alfie Brown: Open Hearted Human Enquiry
Date: Tue 25 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 26 Nov 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: From £17 to £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Wed 26 Nov 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Tue 2 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat The Gong with MC Freddy Quinne
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £17
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 7 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Tue 9 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Fri 23 Jan 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 3 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sun 22 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £35
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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