Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: 20:30
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: 20:30
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lorna Rose Treen: Now That’s What I Call Characters
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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