Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Date: Sun 20 Sep 2026
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont: Bad At Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Nish Kumar: Angry Humour From A Really Nice Guy
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Celya AB: We Must Stop Meeting Like This
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 27 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Lucy Beaumont: Bad At Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos
Date: Sun 27 Sep 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Date: Sun 27 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Ward: Post-Millennium Tension
Date: Tue 29 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bridges: Here If You Need Me
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont: Bad At Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos
Date: Wed 7 Oct 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours
Date: Wed 7 Oct 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Thu 8 Oct 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catherine Bohart: Borrowing Trouble
Date: Thu 8 Oct 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shoe Cake Comedy Club
Date: Fri 9 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
With Discount Comedy Checkout, Chris Lumb, Eddie French, Natalie Smeaton, and Phil Allan-Smith
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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