Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Comics: David Hadingham, Mike Milligan, Lee Kyle
Plus: Catherine Young
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Palestine: Peace De Resistance
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Live Theatre
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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