Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Fri 17 Jul 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Podiots Presents: Podiots
Date: Sat 18 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Jul 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £35.00
Tour warm-up
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 24 Jul 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Adam Staunton, Hayley Ellis, Roger Monkhouse
Plus: Mark Flynn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fake
Date: Fri 31 Jul 2026
Venue: Durham The Sir Thomas Allen Assembly Rooms Theatre
Price: £11.00
A true story about fakery by liar Chris Cook
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Heist: How to Steal a Masterpiece
Date: Fri 31 Jul 2026
Venue: Durham The Sir Thomas Allen Assembly Rooms Theatre
Price: £11.00
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Aug 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Louise Leigh, El Purnell
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Fri 21 Aug 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Comics: Lauren Pattison, Matt Stellingwerf, Carl Jones
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Aug 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 28 Aug 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Freddy Quinne, Tom Taylor
Plus: Bobby Jethro
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Cleese and the Holy Grail
Date: Wed 9 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling at the Moon
Date: Thu 10 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling at the Moon
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Barry Castagnola: The Last Of The Barrys
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Gosforth Civic Theatre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Urzila Carlson: Fatty On A Yacht
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Lorna Rose Treen: Now That’s What I Call Characters
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 14 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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