Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 15 Jan 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tony Carroll: Think I'm Ars*d Tour
Date: Sun 18 Jan 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 19 Jan 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Fri 23 Jan 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Micky P Kerr, Philip Simon, Will Duggan
Date: Fri 23 Jan 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 24 Jan 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 27 Jan 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 Jan 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 Jan 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 Jan 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Jan 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Russell Hicks: This Time It's Personal
Date: Fri 30 Jan 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 1 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 4 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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