Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Twentyman, Jeff Innocent, Nina Conti
Date: Sun 14 Jun 2026
Venue: Billingham Forum Theatre
Price: £32.00
Plus: Al Stevenson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Cantrill, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Thu 18 Jun 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £10
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club presents works in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Dave Longley, Raul Kohli
Plus: Matty Oxley, Fran Garrity.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christian Reilly, Sam Serrano, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonny Cole: Armagudd'n
Date: Sun 28 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Boiler Shop
Date: Tue 30 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Reed's Junkbox
Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £22.50
One comedian, one box of miscellaneous items brought by the audience, zero prep time, 100% improvisation
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Lenny Sherman, Carl Jones
Date: Sat 4 Jul 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Jon Pearson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Fri 17 Jul 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Podiots Presents: Podiots
Date: Sat 18 Jul 2026
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 24 Jul 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Adam Staunton, Hayley Ellis, Roger Monkhouse
Plus: Mark Flynn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Aug 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 28 Aug 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Freddy Quinne, Tom Taylor
Plus: Bobby Jethro
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Cleese and the Holy Grail
Date: Wed 9 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £39.50 to £70
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd: Howling at the Moon
Date: Thu 10 Sep 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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