Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Shoe Cake Comedy Club
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With the Discount Comedy Checkout improv group
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Tue 27 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
LOL : Ladies Of Laughter - Newcastle
Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Annette Fagon, Sarah-Louise Young, Shazia Mirza
Plus: Noreen Khan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Tue 3 Jun 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £35.00
Date: Sat 7 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Al Stevenson, Seeta Wrightson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat The Gong with MC Matt Reed
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £15
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Frankie Boyle, Laura Smyth, Sol Bernstein
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £35.00
Ripping Yarms Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Frankie Boyle, Sol Bernstein, Laura Smyth
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £35
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Frankie Boyle, MC Hammersmith, Matt Reed
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Billingham Forum Theatre
Price: £35
The Comedy Forum
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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