Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £10
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: £33.79
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Tue 19 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Comics: David Eagle, Louise Young
Plus: Josh Sedman, Kieran Lawless
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fatiha El-Ghorri: Cockney Stacking Doll
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £22 to £40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Date: Sun 7 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Mon 8 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Tue 9 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Wed 24 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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