Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sun 22 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Mon 23 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: £19.14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Sun 1 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £35
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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