Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £35
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: 20:30
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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