Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £22
Live recording
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Dan Antopolski, Kate Barron
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celine Kuklowsky
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vir Das: Hey Stranger
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barbara Nice, Madeleine Brettingham, Shaparak Khorsandi, Sian Davies, Spring Day, Suzy Bennett
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Live Comedy Day: Funny Women Live at The Comedy Store
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Chelsea Theatre
Price: From £5.00 to £15.00
Plus Diesel and other coemdians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Harriott, Michelle Shaughnessy, Russell Hicks
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Signature Brew Blackhorse Road
Price: From £12.00 to £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Fulham Pier
Price: £13.50
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garrett Millerick, Keith Farnan
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Fulham Pier
Price: £13.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9.90
Plus: Valeria Vulpe
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hasan Al-Habib
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
Price: £10 to £12
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Andrew Mensah
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Nasser Al-Rayess
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £25
Syrian-American comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Monica Hsueh: How To Be A Strong Woman In One Hour
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £36
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Will Owen: Looking Fab at Fifty
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
Price: £10 to £12
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mario Adrion: The Superior Comedy Tour
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
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