© Pamela Stevenson/Twitter Billy Connolly puts his groceries through the car wash
12/02/2020 … Billy Connolly had something of a senior moment – when he drove his pick-up truck through the car wash, forgetting that he still had his groceries in the back.
‘If there’s hope for him, there’s hope for all of us.
12/02/2020 … If you’re going to have your face plastered on billboards across the US, you might want to look your best.
07/02/2020 … Tweets of the week Just before my grandad passed away he told me that William Shakespeare invented the word 'Multitudinous' which meant a lot to me.
Tamsin Greig on her Episodes co-star
07/02/2020 … Thanks to Friends, Matt LeBlanc became one of the most recognisable actors in the world.
Comic fools journalist into thinking Omid's his uncle
05/02/2020 … Never take a comedian at face value.
....and other secrets from the 11 O'Clock Show
04/02/2020 … Ali G was originally going to be called 'The Yoof Wanker’ when he was first introduced on the 11 O'Clock Show.
31/01/2020 … Quote of the week ‘People have got sick of hating me’ Ben Elton Tweets of the week When God gives you lemons, ask Him/Her for…
Bill Murray pub gets a new mural
31/01/2020 … London’s Bill Murray stand-up venue has had a makeover – with new portraits of comedy icons spray-painted on to its walls.
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