'So the chickens can be the date, not the dinner'
04/09/2026 … Animal rights group Peta has offered to buy the rights to Chicken Shop Date from Amelia Dimoldenberg – so they can make a new version where the chickens…
...forcing him out of charity bike ride
02/09/2026 … John Bishop has ended up in hospital with a broken ankle after getting into a motorbike accident – while on a ride with astronaut Tim Peake.
So say Rob Beckcat, Sarah Meowlican and Joe Whiskason
02/09/2026 … Cat food brand Whiskas is calling on Channel 4 to rename 8 Out Of 10 Cats as 9 Out Of 10 Cats to reflect its latest advertising campaign.
Comic performs at the championship in Finland
30/08/2026 … Sam Nicoresti has failed in her bid to become the world air guitar champion.
Comic says he's embarrassed by his job
25/08/2026 … Joe Lycett says that having a child made him embarrassed to be a ‘naff’ comedian.
© Debbie Ellis ...and I lied to Chris Evans about it
19/08/2026 … Lucy Beaumont has revealed that she lied to Chris Evans on live TV to win a competition.
Diane Morgan owns Eric Morecambe's signet ring
19/08/2026 … Diane Morgan has revealed she's the proud owner of Eric Morecambe's signet ring.
Comic and partner to tie the knot after 44 years
18/08/2026 … Ricky Gervais is set to get married after 44 years – to avoid paying inheritance tax.
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