My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...
30/07/2021 … Tweets of the week My plan to permanently colour one testicle was diabolical.
2021 Punching Up
Fri 30 July 2021
Tue 27 July 2021
Newsflash! Comedians sometimes tell fibs
Sun reporters take a Jo Brand joke literally...
27/07/2021 … The Sun has shown that it believes everything a comedian says is the literal truth.
Wed 21 July 2021
© John Bishop/Instagram Why did the chicken cross the road... and cause John Bishop to crash?
21/07/2021 … John Bishop has revealed that he was in a road accident while trying to avoid another vehicle that was swerving to bypass a 'big chicken’.
Tue 20 July 2021
Why Vic Reeves was a shit photographer
20/07/2021 … Vic Reeves is known as something as an artist under his real name Jim Moir.
Sat 17 July 2021
Oooh, how edgy!
Ricky Gervais says he can’t name any funny women
17/07/2021 … Edgelord Ricky Gervais says he can’t name any funny women.
Fri 16 July 2021
© Pixabay How to cook spaghetti
16/07/2021 … Tweets of the week Username: Dangerzone Password: F00tLoo$e Kenny's Logins — Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 13, 2021 You’re never…
Wed 14 July 2021
Nish Kumar's pinged by NHS app
14/07/2021 … Nish Kumar has had to cancel his appearance at the Brighton Comedy Garden tomorrow after being pinged by the NHS app.
Jack Whitehall caught with a bag of dicks...
14/07/2021 … Jack Whitehall has revealed how he was stopped at customs with a suitcase full of embarrassing trinkets.