Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Mensah, Kate Lucas, Steve N Allen
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £16 to £24
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £23.50 (£14.50 concs)
Crack Comedy Club. Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Francis, Jason Patterson, Javier Jarquin, Pete Gionis
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: From £15.00 to £65.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lenny Beige & Jess Robinson: A Very Hampstead Channuk-Mas
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £30
Comics: Jess Robinson, Steve Furst
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alexandra Haddow, Phil Ellis, Sam Nicoresti, Tim Key
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Neon Nights Christmas. Plus: Hasan Al-Habib, Frankie Thompson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Ali Woods, Bobby Mair, Pete Gionis, Sean Meo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Keith Farnan, Maureen Younger, Rob Deering
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Darren Harriott, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Basil Crumbwick's Christmas Spectacular
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £11
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christopher Bliss: We Chris You A Merry Blissmas
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £16.83
Aurie Styla's Christmas CrackUp
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Aurie Styla, Jeff Innocent, Kyrah Gray, Slim
Plus: DJ X-Rated
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tommy Cooper: I Didn’t Let You Down, Did I?
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £29
Tribute show. Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith's Xmas Spectacular
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Bobby Mair, Michael Akadiri, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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