Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Live in Concert
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Comics: Bobby Mair, Glenn Moore, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Currer Ball: The Neighbours
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £9
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Daniel Foxx, Ivo Graham, Joel Dommett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Girlfriend Club Comedy Night
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: The Castle Whitechapel
Price: From £6.50 to £8.50
Comics: Celya AB, John Tothill
Plus: Abby Govindan, Rosalie Minnit, Anna Hale, Louis Beer
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Theatre Royal Stratford East
Price: £10 to £25
Improv
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £13.09 (£8.69 concs)
New act challenge with MC Matt Stellingwerf
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £7.50 to £10
Plus: Marcus Beeby
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Comics: Carl Donnelly, Nathan Caton, Sikisa
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sexy Stories
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £30
Comedy actors including Matt Berry, Lewis Macleod, Doon Mackichan, Steve Furst and Adam Longworth read stories from vintage adult publications.
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £23.50 (£14.50 concs)
Plus: Jonathan Elston
Emmanuel Sonubi, Marcel Lucont, Rich Wilson, Thomas Green
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Die Hard Xmas: The Parody Musical
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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