Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
DeliaDelia! The Flat Chested Witch!
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 22:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Annette Fagon, Babatunde Aléshé, Michael Odewale, Slim
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Brixton House
Price: £30 (£26 concs)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
101 Rules for a Better World (By Comedians)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £9.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Big Smoke Variety Show
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Phoenix Artist Club
Price: £19.04 to £24.64
Live podcast recording
Show starts: 16:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jingle Hell & Seasons Grievings
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elliot Steel, Larry Dean, Spring Day
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: O'Neill's Wardour Street
Price: £`27.50
99 Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Peter McGann: Ah No
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre Hammersmith
Price: £10 to £25
Plus more comedians
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Monday Club
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: From £3 to £4
Comics: Andrea Hubert, Catie Wilkins, Tony Dunn
New material night. Plus: Lj Da Funk, Maple Zuo, Nicole Harris, Neil O'rourke, Ginnia Cheng, Toby Williams, Hannah Whyte, Jacob Edwards, Daniel Tizon
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ali Woods, Lloyd Griffith, Shazia Mirza, Thomas Green
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre Hammersmith
Price: From £10.00 to £25.00
Live At The Lyric Christmas Comedy Gala
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Vaudeville Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £44
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tadiwa Mahlunge: Clementine
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £6.12
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Cambridge Theatre
Price: £22 to £49
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £13.44
Outside The Box Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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