Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Ali Woods, Bobby Mair, Pete Gionis, Sean Meo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Darren Harriott, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Emmanuel Sonubi, Jeff Innocent, Laura Lexx, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Mensah, Kae Kurd, Travis Jay
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Brixton House
Price: £30 (£26 concs)
Plus: Chantel Nash
Aurie Styla's Christmas CrackUp
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Aurie Styla, Jeff Innocent, Kyrah Gray, Slim
Plus: DJ X-Rated
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tommy Cooper: I Didn’t Let You Down, Did I?
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £29
Tribute show. Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith's Xmas Spectacular
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Bobby Mair, Michael Akadiri, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £15.68
Outside The Box Comedy Club. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Joe Sutherland, Michael Akadiri, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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