
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
22/06/2018 … Quote of the week ‘By the age of 10, I knew how to put a rubber ring around the testicles of a splayed male lamb.
22/06/2018 … Quote of the week ‘By the age of 10, I knew how to put a rubber ring around the testicles of a splayed male lamb.
...and it's actually pretty good
22/06/2018 … Comedians often get criticised for doing commercials – thanks, Bill Hicks – but Hannibal Buress's advert for US car rental app Turo is certainly in keeping…
John Cleese has a pop at the Belgians
20/06/2018 … John Cleese has picked a fight with Belgium, accusing its citizens of being ‘lazy, fat, beer-sodden, pseudo-French bastards’.
Comic mulls stage return after 13 years
20/06/2018 … Ben Elton says he wants to return to stand-up.
Frankie Allen's offensive put-down line
18/06/2018 … Is this the most vile heckle put-down being used in the name of comedy? Liverpudlian comic Frankie Allen has been filmed telling a man: 'Fuck off, you couldn't…
15/06/2018 … Tweets of the week It's rumoured that Trump plunged his own hands into a tank of angry bees prior to shaking Kim Jong Un's hand to make them appear adult-size.
TV company wants someone to let a comedian gatecrash their holiday
13/06/2018 … Sounds like a recipe for disaster to us.
Let the needle see the shoulder
13/06/2018 … Paddy McGuinness has revealed he has arthritis at the age of 44.
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