Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 23 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress at Always Be Comedy
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Tue 24 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £12.50
Always Be Comedy tour preview
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £12.50
Always Be Comedy tour preview
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Javier Jarquin: Snapshot
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tour preview at Always Be Comedy
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Hopkins: Sorry, What?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Science-based comedy with the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: Matt Parker, Steve Mould and Helen Arney
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Rife: Stay Golden
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Treehouse with Danny Baker: Live
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ninja Sex Party & TWRP: Pure Elegance Tour
Date: Tue 5 May 2026
Venue: Brixton Academy
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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