Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Alexandra Haddow, Ed Byrne, Eric Rushton, Otiz Cannelloni
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Whoop Ass Bank Holiday Improv Party Special
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: The Miller
Price: £8.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Milton Jones, Steve Gribbin, Tania Edwards
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Michael May
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Treehouse with Danny Baker: Live
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: £1.35
New material night with MC Phil Nichol
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ninja Sex Party & TWRP: Pure Elegance Tour
Date: Tue 5 May 2026
Venue: Brixton Academy
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Always Be Comedy work in progress
Good Ship Comedy
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: The Honor Oak
Price: £12
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Micky Overman, Robyn Perkins
Plus: Jacob Nussey
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Good Ship Comedy feat
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: The Thieves
Price: £12
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Micky Overman, Ben Van Der Velde
Plus: Roman Harris
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Andrew Mensah
Kane Brown - Crowd Work King
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jo Caulfield, Mark Thomas, Roger Monkhouse
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Maydays
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: The Miller
Price: £8.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, John Moloney, Mark Thomas, Sally-Anne Hayward, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50
The Sunday Service. Plus more comedians
Vinny Shiu
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Work in progress
Show starts: 13:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
So You Think You're Funny? Showcase
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
New act competition heat
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Always Be Comedy work in progress
Adam Greene: The Wizard of Ozempic
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Laura Smyth, Lucy Porter, Paul Thorne, Rhys James
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jen Brister, Jimmy McGhie, Joe Wells, Laura Smyth, Luisa Omielan
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50
The Sunday Service. Plus more comedians
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