Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy in England - London - South
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
What's on
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Science-based comedy with the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: Matt Parker, Steve Mould and Helen Arney
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Improv
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: £32.24
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Comediasians & Friends
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan, Tim Clark
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Prince Albert Bexleyheath
Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Gareth Neale, Mossy and MC Sion James
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Addy Van Der Borgh, Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aaron Simmonds: Death
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sai Restaurant
Price: £45.00 incl buffet curry
Plus: Callum Mackenzie, Sion James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Kazeem Jamal
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Do The Right Scene - Special Delivery
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Roast Battle London
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 22:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teacher Show and Giant Steps
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)