Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Andrew Bird, Dave Fulton, Ingrid Dahle
Plus: Michael May
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Bloom, Andrew Bird, Cerys Nelmes, Jason Patterson
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Antopolski, Kate Smurthwaite
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Declan Kennedy, Cheryl Hurst, Adam Dorr and Rebecca-Maree
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Andrew Bird, Dave Fulton, Stella Graham
Plus: Michael May
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Martin J Dixon: Isle of No'Man
Date: Mon 27 Oct 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 27 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9
Always Be Comedy. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Progress Show - 27 October
Date: Mon 27 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £14.20
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Martin J Dixon: Isle of No'Man
Date: Tue 28 Oct 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9
Always Be Comedy. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £14.20
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9
Always Be Comedy. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club RAW
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £14
Always Be Comedy. Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Joe Wells, Paul Tonkinson, Susan Murray
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Dilligaf Legend, Live
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: £35.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Fiona Allen, Joe Wells, Paul Tonkinson
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9
Always Be Comedy. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Maddie HW: Gaylord
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £9
Always Be Comedy. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club RAW
Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Groovie Comedy
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: The Grove Tavern
Price: £12
No line-up given
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £14
Always Be Comedy. Plus another comedian
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New acts
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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