Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Chelsea Birkby, Alex Kitson
Date: Wed 8 May 2024
Venue: The Leather Exchange
Price: £10
Edinburgh Fringe Previews
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Train Home
Date: Wed 8 May 2024
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8.00
Comics: Ada Campe, Robin Ince, Ben Van Der Velde
Plus: Abi Carter-simpson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Yoga & Sex... For Women (Over 40)
Date: Thu 9 May 2024
Venue: The Bread and Roses
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong - ...And It's Goodnight From Him
Date: Thu 9 May 2024
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 May 2024
Venue: Station Pub Stoneleigh
Price: £13.44
Outside The Box Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 May 2024
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Yoga & Sex... For Women (Over 40)
Date: Fri 10 May 2024
Venue: The Bread and Roses
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Yoga & Sex... For Women (Over 40)
Date: Sat 11 May 2024
Venue: The Bread and Roses
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joey Page, Rich Hall, Will Duggan
Date: Sun 12 May 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sunday Special
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kanan Gill: What Is This?
Date: Wed 15 May 2024
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £30 to £40
Visiting Indian comic with a show about nothing (but what does nothing mean?)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Train Home
Date: Wed 15 May 2024
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8.00
Comics: Bilal Zafar, Tom Houghton, Ben Van Der Velde
Plus: Sachin Kumarendren
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Griff Rhys Jones: The Cat’s Pyjamas
Date: Thu 16 May 2024
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: £26
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 May 2024
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dane Buckley, Joel Dommett, Katherine Ryan, Nish Kumar, Rosie Jones, Suzi Ruffell
Date: Fri 17 May 2024
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: £32 to £42
Benefit for Small Steps. Plus: Chantel Nash
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chloe Petts, Flo and Joan, Rob Auton, Shaparak Khorsandi
Date: Fri 17 May 2024
Venue: The MCT at Alleyn's
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fatiha El-Ghorri, Joel Dommett, Peter Rethinasamy, Seann Walsh, Suzi Ruffell, Tom Allen
Date: Sat 18 May 2024
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £35.50
Benefit for St Christopher's Hospice
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Train Home
Date: Wed 22 May 2024
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8.00
Comics: Ben Pope, Ian Stone
Plus: Christy White Spunner
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Portuguese Kids Present: Improvistas!
Date: Thu 23 May 2024
Venue: Big Belly Vauxhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 May 2024
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £14.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 May 2024
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 May 2024
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: £19.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 May 2024
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alexandra Haddow, Helen Bauer, Ray Badran
Date: Sun 26 May 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sunday Special
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Streatham Space Project
Price: £14
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Train Home
Date: Wed 29 May 2024
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8.00
Comics: Michelle Shaughnessy, Prince Abdi
Plus: Davina Bentley, Lucy Frederick
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 May 2024
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Price: £36.75
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome
Date: Fri 31 May 2024
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: £35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome
Date: Sat 1 Jun 2024
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: £35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 Jun 2024
Venue: The O2
Price: £35.00 to £135.00
Date: Mon 3 Jun 2024
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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