Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gerry K, Josh Baulf, Mike McClean
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: £23.00
Plus Kate Butch
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queer Comedy Gag Race
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act competition
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50 (£6.49 concs)
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Ben Norris, Laura Smyth, Windsor
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonny Awsum, Maureen Younger, Sean Percival
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Ben Norris, Gbemi Oladipo, Laura Smyth, Windsor
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Brockley Brewery
Price: From £10.00 to £15.00
Plus Tevin Everett, Estefania Baha, Celine Kuklowsky, Gabrielle MacPherson, Sion James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Cheka, Rosie Jones, Alexander Bennett
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train. Plus: James Ellis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf Live
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: From £17.50 to £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Olympic Studios
Price: £18.50
Plus: Mags Mchugh
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: £60.00 to £100.00
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queer Comedy Gag Race
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act competition
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrea Hubert, Gbemi Oladipo, Matt Stellingwerf
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Kate Lucas, Tadiwa Mahlunge
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: The Horton
Price: From £17 to £20
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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