Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Science-based comedy with the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: Matt Parker, Steve Mould and Helen Arney
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Improv
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: £32.24
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Comediasians & Friends
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan, Tim Clark
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Prince Albert Bexleyheath
Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Gareth Neale, Mossy and MC Sion James
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Addy Van Der Borgh, Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aaron Simmonds: Death
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sai Restaurant
Price: £45.00 incl buffet curry
Plus: Callum Mackenzie, Sion James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Kazeem Jamal
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Do The Right Scene - Special Delivery
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Roast Battle London
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 22:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teacher Show and Giant Steps
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
We see you are using AdBlocker software. Chortle relies on advertisers to fund this website so it’s free for you, so we would ask that you disable it for this site. Our ads are non-intrusive and relevant. Help keep Chortle viable.