Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Blackout
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £13.09 (£8.69 concs)
New act challenge with MC Matt Stellingwerf
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £23.50 (£14.50 concs)
Plus: Jonathan Elston
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Annette, Ivo Graham, Michael Odewale
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: The MCT at Alleyn's
Price: £24
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Keith Farnan, Maureen Younger, Rob Deering
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £23.50 (£14.50 concs)
Crack Comedy Club. Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Keith Farnan, Maureen Younger, Rob Deering
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith's Xmas Spectacular
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £15.68
Outside The Box Comedy Club. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dominick Pupa: Dom We Now Our Gay Apparel
Date: Sun 28 Dec 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Odewale, Michelle Shaughnessy, Robert White
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £35 to £40
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jason Patterson, Pete Gionis
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Infernos
Price: £16.25 to £58.45
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Quest For The Coolest Animal in the World
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: From £5.00 to £32.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 5 Jan 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tour preview at Always Be Comedy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tour preview at Always Be Comedy
Larry Dean: Hellbent
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 Jan 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jin Hao-Li: Addicted to Time Travel
Date: Wed 7 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dressing Gown by Andrew Cartmel
Date: Wed 7 Jan 2026
Venue: Union Theatre
Price: £28
Comedy play
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 8 Jan 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Dave Florez, Joan Rivers, John Tothill
Date: Thu 8 Jan 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Chris Hall,Fab Goualin
Vinny Shiu: British. Broken. Chinese
Date: Thu 8 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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