Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan, Tim Clark
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Addy Van Der Borgh, Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aaron Simmonds: Death
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sai Restaurant
Price: £45.00 incl buffet curry
Plus: Callum Mackenzie, Sion James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Jeff Innocent, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rachel Parris, Toussaint Douglass
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bovi: Colour Me Blacker
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Nigerian comedian
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Delivery Room
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: £1.35
New material night with MC Phil Nichol
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shrink Wrapped: A Psychologist Analyses Comedians, Live on Stage
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith, Blank Peng, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Rife: Stay Golden World Tour
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Mark Bittlestone
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Francis, Amy Matthews, Joe Wells, Michael Odewale
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Max Amini
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Iranian-American comedian
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Matthews, Joe Wells, Michael Odewale
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Paul F. Taylor
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Rife: Stay Golden
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shrink Wrapped: A Psychologist Analyses Comedians, Live on Stage
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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