Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Adam Buxton Podcast: Christmas with Joe Cornish
Date: Thu 5 Dec 2024
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: £20
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Dec 2024
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £17.00 to £20.00
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 5 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Otiz Cannelloni, Peter Rethinasamy
Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Plus: Kelsey De Almeida
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Carl Donnelly, Marjolein Robertson, Tom Lucy
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith, Kevin McCarthy, Maureen Younger, Michael Legge
Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Erich McElroy, Otiz Cannelloni, Peter Rethinasamy
Date: Sat 7 Dec 2024
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 7 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Carl Donnelly, Marjolein Robertson, Tom Lucy
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith, Kevin McCarthy, Maureen Younger, Michael Legge
Date: Sat 7 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni, Jen Brister, John Kearns, Rhys James, Sara Pascoe
Date: Mon 9 Dec 2024
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Another F***Ing Christmas Show
Date: Tue 10 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Gbemi Oladipo, Sarah Callaghan, Slim
Plus: Muhsin Yesilada
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Another F***Ing Christmas Show
Date: Wed 11 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Kate Barron, Laura Lexx, Michael Odewale
Plus: Daman Bamrah
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 12 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Plus: Samantha Day
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Ali Woods, Daniel Foxx, Dave Fulton
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Plus: Matt Foster
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Avocado presents:an Improvised Play
Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
Venue: Omnibus Theatre
Price: £10
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Dinesh Nathan, Nathan Caton
Date: Sat 14 Dec 2024
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 14 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Ali Woods, Daniel Foxx, Dave Fulton, Esther Manito
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Plus: Matt Foster
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 19 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Erich McElroy, Robert White, Steve N Allen
Date: Fri 20 Dec 2024
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 20 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Finlay Christie, Rory O'Hanlon, Scott Bennett, Sharon Wanjohi
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abigoliah Schamaun, Andrew Maxwell, Kae Kurd
Date: Fri 20 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Erich McElroy, Jenny Collier, Stephen Carlin
Date: Sat 21 Dec 2024
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 21 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Finlay Christie, Rory O'Hanlon, Scott Bennett, Sharon Wanjohi
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abigoliah Schamaun, Andrew Maxwell, Kae Kurd
Date: Sat 21 Dec 2024
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Key: Chrimbo Bimbo
Date: Sun 22 Dec 2024
Venue: Shakespeare's Globe
Price: From £10 to £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Key: Chrimbo Bimbo
Date: Mon 23 Dec 2024
Venue: Shakespeare's Globe
Price: From £10 to £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Dec 2024
Venue: The Grey Horse Kingston
Price: £25 (£15 concs)
Crack Comedy Club.
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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