Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Arthur Smith's Xmas Spectacular
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 22 Dec 2025
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £15.68
Outside The Box Comedy Club. Work in progress
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 23 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 27 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dominick Pupa: Dom We Now Our Gay Apparel
Date: Sun 28 Dec 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Mon 29 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Odewale, Michelle Shaughnessy, Robert White
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £35 to £40
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jason Patterson, Pete Gionis
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Infernos
Price: £16.25 to £58.45
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 8 Jan 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge
Vinny Shiu: British. Broken. Chinese
Date: Thu 8 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 Jan 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 Jan 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 Jan 2026
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Price: £14.56
Outside The Box Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 Jan 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mateusz Socha
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show in Polish
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 1 Feb 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Basketmouth: Lord of the Ribs
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Visiting Nigerian comedian
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Union Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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