Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Imran Yusuf, James Dowdeswell, Karen Bayley, Mick Ferry
Date: Fri 19 Aug 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £17.84
Banana Cabaret
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Imran Yusuf, James Dowdeswell, Karen Bayley, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 20 Aug 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20.07
Banana Cabaret
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 23 Aug 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Peter Brush, Ria Lina, Sarah Bennetto, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 24 Aug 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: From £8 to £10
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Grace Mulvey
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 25 Aug 2022
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.70 (£2.50 students)
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Fulton, Kae Kurd, Ria Lina, Tom Wrigglesworth
Date: Fri 26 Aug 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £17.84
Banana Cabaret
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Fulton, Kae Kurd, Ria Lina, Tom Wrigglesworth
Date: Sat 27 Aug 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £20.07
Banana Cabaret
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 30 Aug 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Helen Bauer, Patrick Monahan, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 31 Aug 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: From £8 to £10
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Maddie Campion, Finlay Christie
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 1 Sep 2022
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.70 (£2.50 students)
New act challenge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Rock & Dave Chappelle
Date: Sat 3 Sep 2022
Venue: The O2
Price: £55.00 to £147.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 6 Sep 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kae Kurd's Comedy Club
Date: Wed 7 Sep 2022
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Neill, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 7 Sep 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Steffan Allun
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mike Wozniak: Zusa
Date: Thu 8 Sep 2022
Venue: Bussey Rooftop Bar
Price: £12
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 Sep 2022
Venue: Bussey Rooftop Bar
Price: £13.20
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 13 Sep 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celya AB, Chloe Petts, Ivo Graham, Mike Wozniak, Simon Amstell
Date: Wed 14 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul F Taylor, Sindhu Vee, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 14 Sep 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Jodie Mitchell
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith, Isy Suttie, Josh Pugh, Sophie Duker, Stewart Lee
Date: Thu 15 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Maxwell, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Milton Jones, Reginald D Hunter, Rosie Jones
Date: Fri 16 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Brett Goldstein, David O'Doherty, Esther Manito, John Robins, Rhys James
Date: Sat 17 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Gledhill, Frankie Boyle, Jamali Maddix, John Robins, Sindhu Vee
Date: Sun 18 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dylan Moran, Sarah Keyworth, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Tim Key
Date: Sun 18 Sep 2022
Venue: National Maritime Museum
Price: £27.50
Part of The Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 20 Sep 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alfie Brown, Jason Patterson, Robyn Perkins
Date: Wed 21 Sep 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Louise Atkinson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queen Victoria Comedy Club
Date: Tue 27 Sep 2022
Venue: The Queen Victoria Bermondsey
Price: Free
New act night (no line-up given) with MC Joe Bains
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: It's Best You Hear It From Me
Date: Wed 28 Sep 2022
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Todd, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 28 Sep 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Anuvab Pal, Michael May
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sound Deals with Max & Ivan
Date: Thu 6 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £8
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desert Island Dicks
Date: Thu 6 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £8
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Oct 2022
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Oct 2022
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoovering, hosted by Jessica Fostekew
Date: Sat 8 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £10
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £15
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Davies, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Ivo Graham, Kerry Godliman, Leo Reich
Date: Sat 8 Oct 2022
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comfort Blanket Hosted by Joel Morris
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: Call for prices
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
We Can’t Talk About That Now with Bebe and Jessie Cave
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: Call for prices
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Legitimate Likes
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: Call for prices
Hosted by Hugh O'Connor and Will Sebag-Montefiore. Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
We Are History with Angela Barnes and John O’Farrell
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £10
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: Call for prices
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £11
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £11
Part of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Oct 2022
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: £14.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King, Celya AB, William Stone, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 12 Oct 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Kuan-wen Hang
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Omid Djalili: The Good Times Tour
Date: Sat 15 Oct 2022
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Oct 2022
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Archie Maddocks, Celya AB, Kerry Godliman, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Sat 22 Oct 2022
Venue: South London Theatre Centre
Price: £15
Good Ship Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Oct 2022
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Milton Jones: Milton Impossible
Date: Mon 24 Oct 2022
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Erich McElroy, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 26 Oct 2022
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £8
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Faitha El-gourri
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Fri 28 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: From £16 to £12
Podcast recording featuring Sherrie Hewson, Vicki Michelle, Jeffrey Holland and Judy Buxton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Fri 28 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: £16.00
Live recording of the podcast sitcom
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Sat 29 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: From £16 to £12
Podcast recording featuring Sherrie Hewson, Vicki Michelle, Jeffrey Holland and Judy Buxton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Sat 29 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: £16.00
Live recording of the podcast sitcom
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Oct 2022
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Sun 30 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: From £16 to £12
Podcast recording featuring Sherrie Hewson, Vicki Michelle, Jeffrey Holland and Judy Buxton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barmy Dale: The Live Recordings
Date: Sun 30 Oct 2022
Venue: Putney Arts Theatre
Price: £16.00
Live Recording of the podcast sitcom
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 6 Nov 2022
Venue: Brixton Academy
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Kane Live: The Essex Variant!
Date: Sat 12 Nov 2022
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arabs Are Not Funny
Date: Sat 12 Nov 2022
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: From £13.25 to £15.50
With Ahmed Ibrahim, Price Abdi, Isabelle Farah
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Evening and A Little Bit of a Morning With Mark Steel
Date: Wed 16 Nov 2022
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gerry K, Kevin McCarthy, Peter Brush, Stefano Paolini
Date: Sat 19 Nov 2022
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mo Gilligan & Friends: The Black British Takeover Part 2
Date: Thu 8 Dec 2022
Venue: The O2
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Feb 2023
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland: Speaky Blinder
Date: Sat 11 Feb 2023
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: £22.50 (£20.50 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Feb 2023
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Kane Live: The Essex Variant!
Date: Sun 12 Feb 2023
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: Stretch & Think
Date: Sun 19 Mar 2023
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: Stretch & Think
Date: Sun 19 Mar 2023
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Mar 2023
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: £25.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 May 2023
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Price: £34.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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