Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Sex Standing Up Comedy
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Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand Price: £19
Comics: Jordan Gray Sex-positive comedy night with live comics & wild audience games! With Jordan Gray, Patrick Spicer, Tit Clown, Ginnia Cheng, Laura Thomas Hosted by Ginnia Cheng & Laura Thomas Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 22 Apr 2026
Venue: The Miller Price: From £6 to £8
Comics: Julia Masli With Julia Masli, Jonathan Oldfield, Jess Carrivick, Susan Harrison Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts Price: £5
Work in progress
An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Science-based comedy with the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: Matt Parker, Steve Mould and Helen Arney Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Amersham Arms Price: From £5.00 to £12.50
Happy Mondays Comedy. Plus Kelly Ford, Jordan Gill, Eli James, Sion Jame Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Prince Albert Bexleyheath Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Gareth Neale, Mossy and MC Sion James Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Brockley Brewery Price: From £10.00 to £15.00
Plus Alma Lyons, Dan Boerman, Alex Prescot, Sion James Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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