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Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand Price: £19
Comics: Jordan Gray Sex-positive comedy night with live comics & wild audience games! With Jordan Gray, Patrick Spicer, Tit Clown, Ginnia Cheng, Laura Thomas Hosted by Ginnia Cheng & Laura Thomas Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Queer Comedy Club Price: From £6.50 to £10
Comics: Pravanya Pillay, Rob Copland, Sharon Wanjohi A prom-themed alt comedy night. Also with Gemma Mushington & Caroline Gustafsson, Lewis Hedges, Lianna Holston Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Lewisham Fox & Firkin Price: From £5.00 to £15.00
With Mark Thomas, Peter Francis, Alfie Dundas, Sapphire Mcintosh, Sarah Evans, Sion James Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Hopkins: Sorry, What?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Work in progress Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: The Antelope Price: £15
With Pat Smith, Andy Stedman, Onojie Idemudia, Arie David, Adam Hopkins, Chester Constable Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: The Wolf's Tavern Deptford Price: From £12.50 to £15.00 including a free drink
Plus Carwyn Blayney, Joe Haddad, Sion James Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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