Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Shrink Wrapped: A Psychologist Analyses Comedians, Live on Stage
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: From £12 to £14
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Archie Maddocks, Ben Van Der Velde, Ed Gamble, Felicity Ward
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Brockwell Hall
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Nov 2026
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Nov 2026
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Nicole Harris
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Horne Section Podcast - LIVE
Date: Mon 9 Nov 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £30
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Mon 9 Nov 2026
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Mon 9 Nov 2026
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Work in progress
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: Station Pub Stoneleigh
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horne Section: Six Absolute Helmets
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: £20 to £22
Tour preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Wed 11 Nov 2026
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
New act and new material night, no line-up given
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horne Section: Six Absolute Helmets
Date: Wed 11 Nov 2026
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: £20 to £22
Tour preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queer Comedy Club Raw
Date: Thu 12 Nov 2026
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Free, voluntary contribution at the end
New act and new material night, no line-up given
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horne Section: Six Absolute Helmets
Date: Thu 12 Nov 2026
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: £20 to £22
Tour preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamali Maddix, Katie Norris, Pierre Novellie
Date: Thu 12 Nov 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pam Ann: There’s No Place Like First Class
Date: Thu 12 Nov 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £38.62
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teresa & Folusho present Untold Stories
Date: Fri 13 Nov 2026
Venue: The Miller
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Nov 2026
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Dick Denham
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Nov 2026
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Charity fundraiser for Young Minds
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: Rivoli Ballroom
Price: From £10 to £20
Comics: Don Biswas, Phil Nichol, Rory O'Hanlon
Plus: Barry Matthews, Nicky G, Steve Holmes, Sweary Poppins
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Cubed
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: £10
Comics: Jamie D'Souza, Farah Sharp
Cmedy show with tech, maths & science at its core. Plus: Freya Mcghee
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: New Malden Royal Oak
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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