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Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand Price: £19
Comics: Jordan Gray Sex-positive comedy night with live comics & wild audience games! With Jordan Gray, Patrick Spicer, Tit Clown, Ginnia Cheng, Laura Thomas Hosted by Ginnia Cheng & Laura Thomas Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 22 Apr 2026
Venue: The Miller Price: From £6 to £8
Comics: Julia Masli With Julia Masli, Jonathan Oldfield, Jess Carrivick, Susan Harrison Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Prince Albert Bexleyheath Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Gareth Neale, Mossy and MC Sion James Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Brockley Brewery Price: From £10.00 to £15.00
Plus Alma Lyons, Dan Boerman, Alex Prescot, Sion James Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sai Restaurant Price: £45.00 incl buffet curry
Plus: Callum Mackenzie, Sion James Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Van Gogh Shogh
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: The Pen Theatre Price: £11.55
Clown shpw with six audience members given the chance to paint Starry Night under the tutelage of the master himself. Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Kazeem Jamal
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