Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £35
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Javier Jarquin: Snapshot
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Allerton and Rich Spalding Try
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Tour preview at Always Be Comedy
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Hopkins: Sorry, What?
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Seán Burke: Your Man
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: The MCT at Alleyn's
Price: £24
Dulwich Comedy Experience
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Seán Burke: Your Man
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Science-based comedy with the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: Matt Parker, Steve Mould and Helen Arney
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99
The Sunday Service
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bovi: Colour Me Blacker
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Nigerian comedian
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Rife: Stay Golden World Tour
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Max Amini
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Iranian-American comedian
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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