Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Amy Gledhill, Lucy Beaumont, Phil Wang, Sindhu Vee
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Old Royal Naval College
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 16:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catherine Bohart, Celya AB, Josh Pugh, Lou Sanders, Sam Campbell
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Old Royal Naval College
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fin Taylor, Frankie Boyle, Jamali Maddix
Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Old Royal Naval College
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Greenwich Comedy Festival
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Sep 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 30 Sep 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Wed 1 Oct 2025
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 1 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Gmebi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Groovie Comedy
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: The Grove Tavern
Price: £12
No line-up given
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: £25 + fees
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Dyer: Easily Distra...
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla, Axel Blake, Curtis Walker, Eddie Kadi, Kojo Anim, Richard Blackwood, Mr Cee
Date: Sun 5 Oct 2025
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: From £25 to £60
Lords of Laughter. Plus: Junior Booker
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 21 Oct 2025
Venue: New Wimbledon Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sandi Toksvig: Friends of Dorothy
Date: Tue 21 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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