Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Quest for the Coolest F*cking Animal (A Kids Show for Adults)
Date: Wed 2 Dec 2026
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: From £6.00 to £14
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shrink Wrapped: A Psychologist Analyses Comedians, Live on Stage
Date: Fri 4 Dec 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: From £12 to £14
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Angela Barnes, Jack Dee, Peter Rethinasamy
Date: Fri 4 Dec 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Christmas Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 5 Dec 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
With Bottomless Brunch
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Space Planet Mission: The Improvised Sci-Fi Epic
Date: Sat 5 Dec 2026
Venue: The Free Association
Price: £10
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fern Brady, Fin Taylor, John Robins, Tom Rosenthal
Date: Mon 7 Dec 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Outside The Box
Date: Mon 7 Dec 2026
Venue: The Fighting Cocks Kingston
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Dec 2026
Venue: The O2
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 12 Dec 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
With Bottomless Brunch
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: Back In The Day Rave
Date: Sat 12 Dec 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mixed Revue improv
Date: Wed 16 Dec 2026
Venue: The Miller
Price: £7
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Dec 2026
Venue: The O2
Date: Thu 17 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 19 Dec 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
With Bottomless Brunch
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith's Christmas Spectacular
Date: Sun 20 Dec 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 22 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 23 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 27 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 28 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 29 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Dec 2026
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Jan 2027
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 Jan 2027
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: £27 to £50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Jan 2027
Venue: Station Pub Stoneleigh
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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