Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 1 Feb 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Basketmouth: Lord of the Ribs
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Visiting Nigerian comedian
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Union Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Union Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Javier Jarquin: Snapshot
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Treehouse with Danny Baker: Live
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown - Crowd Work King
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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