Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Blackout
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Gmebi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Groovie Comedy
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: The Grove Tavern
Price: £12
No line-up given
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rachel Parris, Red Richardson, Shalaka Kurup
Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £14
Always Be Comedy.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £14.50
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Maureen Younger, Michael Odewale, Robert White
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.98 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Enrico Touché,Kate Sharp,Hannah Warman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: £25 + fees
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Dan Antopolski, Jimmy McGhie
Plus: Ross Smith
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Dyer: Easily Distra...
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Churchill Theatre Bromley
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Maureen Younger, Michael Odewale, Robert White
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Plus: Hasan Al Habib
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Suzy Bennett,Kate Sharp,Hannah Warman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Dan Antopolski, Jimmy McGhie, Russell Hicks, Sally-Anne Hayward
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla, Axel Blake, Curtis Walker, Eddie Kadi, Kojo Anim, Richard Blackwood, Mr Cee
Date: Sun 5 Oct 2025
Venue: Indigo at the O2
Price: From £25 to £60
Lords of Laughter. Plus: Junior Booker
Alessandor Earnest: Independently Wealthy
Date: Mon 6 Oct 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 6 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £10
Always Be Comedy.
Plus: Samira Banks, Alice-India
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Nathan Caton, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 8 Oct 2025
Venue: The Honor Oak
Price: From £10 to £15
Good Ship Comedy. Plus: Sydney May
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Queer Comedy Club RAW
Date: Wed 8 Oct 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ladyprov Presents the Jam Garden and more
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: £8.08
Improv
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sarah Keyworth, Toussaint Douglass
Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: £14
Always Be Comedy.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Woolwich Works
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Stone, Josh Howie, Toussaint Douglass
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.98 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Poodle Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Fred Barber
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19:98
Comics: Andy Askins, Mary Bourke, Steve Williams, Tadiwa Mahlunge
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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