Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Ben Van Der Velde, Mark Simmons
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: The Birds
Price: From £12 to £18
Good Ship Comedy. Plus: Matt Rouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £11
Comics: Andy Field, Blank Peng, Nathan Cassidy
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Janine Harouni, Michael Odewale
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: £19.52 (£13.18 students)
Comics: Bobby Mair, Finlay Christie, Javier Jarquin, Pete Gionis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
DeliaDelia! The Flat Chested Witch!
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 22:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Plus: John Meagher
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jingle Hell & Seasons Grievings
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mr B, Gentleman Rhymer: A Very Chap-Hop Christmas
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bull & Egret
Price: £17 to £23.87
Plus: Mark Cram,Noah Reynolds
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Bobby Mair, Mary Bourke, Pete Gionis
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stamptown Holiday Spectacular
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Maxwell, Jenny Collier, Kevin McCarthy, Michael Legge
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Ward, Jason Patterson, Michael Odewale
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £16 to £24
Plus: Thor Stenhaug
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Tiernan, Michael Shafar, Paul Thorne
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Aideen McQueen
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Janine Harouni, Michael Odewale
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ellen Turnill Montoya is Mr Handsome
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £11
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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