Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Old Rope
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £15.75 (£10.75 concs)
New material night with MC Tiff Stevenson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Mon 11 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Always Be Comedy work in progress
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jon Richardson and Friends
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £37.75 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Adam Greene: The Wizard of Ozempic
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Rushton, Harriet Kemsley, Pravanya Pillay, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £17.10
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Jordan Brookes, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14
Plus: Samira Banks, Rachael Galvo
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £27
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Rowe, Andrew Ryan, Helen Bauer, Michael Odewale, Stephen Bailey
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £12.75 to £22.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Clapham Grand
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: ArtsDepot
Price: £15
Edinburgh preview. Plus: Cecily Hitchcock
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Hearts: Don't Stop Throbbing
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Jordan Brookes, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14
Plus: Samira Banks, Rachael Galvo
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £31.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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