Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Dane Baptiste, Eric Rushton, Kae Kurd, Pete Gionis
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Conduit
Price: From £12.00 to £60.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Patterson, Meryl O'Rourke
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: From £12.50 to £20
Plus: David Tsonos, Beth Fox, Kristian Allman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20.00
Plus: Max Fulham
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan, Tim Clark
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: The Prince Albert Bexleyheath
Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Gareth Neale, Mossy and MC Sion James
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Doherty: Sad Gay AIDS Play
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Katie Norris: Go West, Old Maid
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Help I Sexted My Boss
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Ovo Arena Wembley
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stanley Arts
Price: £5
Work in progress
Gbemi Oladipo, Juliet Meyers, Lost Voice Guy
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Plus: Ed Kear
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Matt Bragg, Matt Stellingwerf
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Watford Colosseum
Price: £26.90
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Brace
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Thompson, Glenn Wool, Jessie Nixon, Joe Jacobs, Stephen Carlin, Windsor
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Moloney, Matt Bragg, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dane Baptiste, Eric Rushton, Kae Kurd, Pete Gionis
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: The Conduit
Price: From £15.00 to £62.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Antopolski, Jason Patterson, Meryl O'Rourke
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: From £16 to £24
Plus: David Tsonos
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Hester, Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Alexander Mason
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Boat Show
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 (£17.50 concs)
Comics: Alex Mitchell, Ian Smith, Lindsey Santoro, Stephen Bailey
Plus: Valeria Vulpe
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: O'Neill's Wardour Street
Price: £17 to £22
Plus: Ben O Sullivan, Sammer Elzabadi, Daryl Purvis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith, Michael Odewale, Olga Koch
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Addy Van Der Borgh, Bobby Mair, Jenny Collier, Robin Morgan
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Doherty: Sad Gay AIDS Play
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Katie Norris: Go West, Old Maid
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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