Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Clinton Baptiste’s Paranormal Christmas Seance
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: The Circle & Star Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aunty Ginger: Ginger’s Problem Area
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Comics: Keith Farnan, Olga Koch, Sikisa
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
DeliaDelia! The Flat Chested Witch!
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 22:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Plus: John Meagher
Rebecca Maree: In Conversation With
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £5
Comics: Nick Helm, Rosie Holt, Shazia Mirza
Chat show format
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Cassidy: Weeee!
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £6
Show starts: 18:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The People's Comedy: Brixton
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Club Silly
Price: £10
Comics: Jessie Nixon, Sikisa
Plus Fathiya Saleh, James Gardner, James O'Donnell, Sapphire Mcintosh, Paul Hilleard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: The Free Association
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alice Keys: Rocket Fan
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £12.75
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Art Laughs
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: National Gallery
Price: £0
Comics inspired by paintings in the collection, with Alasdair Beckett-King, Verity Babbs, Nate Kitch, Coco The Time Tart
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angelos Epithemiou, Lily Phillips, Stephen Bailey, Tony Law
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: ArtsDepot
Price: £26.88
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stamptown Holiday Spectacular
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Maxwell, Jenny Collier, Kevin McCarthy, Michael Legge
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Ward, Jason Patterson, Michael Odewale
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £12.50 to £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ben Van Der Velde, Mark Simmons
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: The Birds
Price: From £12 to £18
Good Ship Comedy. Plus: Matt Rouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £11
Comics: Andy Field, Blank Peng, Nathan Cassidy
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: £19.52 (£13.18 students)
Comics: Bobby Mair, Finlay Christie, Javier Jarquin, Pete Gionis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Janine Harouni, Michael Odewale
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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