Stuart McPherson: Crisps and a Lie Down
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Glasgow St Luke's
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Stuart McPherson: Crisps and a Lie Down
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Glasgow St Luke's
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Fatiha El-Ghorri: Cockney Stacking Doll
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
Craig Hill: Wait 'Til You See My Entrance!
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Haddington Corn Exchange
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Glenn Wool, Marjolein Robertson
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Glasgow Glee Club
Price: £10 to £17.50
Plus: Jack McLean, Daniel Petrie
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Inverness Eden Court Theatre
Glenn Wool, Marjolein Robertson
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Glasgow Glee Club
Price: £12.50 to £22
Plus: Jack McLean, Daniel Petrie
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Tivoli Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ayoade Bamgboye: Swings and Roundabouts
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Inverness Eden Court Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell & Friends: On The Road
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Haddington Corn Exchange
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tartan Tabletop: A Dungeons & Dragons Comedy
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Gilded Saloon
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Dunfermline Alhambra
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scotland V England: The Comedy Show
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Pavilion Theatre
Price: £34.50
Comics: Des Clarke, Des McLean, John Archer, Justin Moorhouse, Marc Jennings, Rosco McClelland
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bright Club
Date: Mon 8 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Price: From £6 to £8
Academia meets stand-up
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robin Grainger’s Specialist Subject
Date: Thu 11 Jun 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Gilded Saloon
Price: £8
Podcast recording
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Price: £31.58
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
OCT (On Company Time)
Date: Sun 14 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Oran Mor
Comedy band
Date: Sun 14 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Price: £31.58
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Glee Club
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow Glee Club
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow SEC Centre
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Perth Concert Hall & Theatre
Date: Mon 22 Jun 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Assembly Rooms
Date: Tue 23 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Glasgow King's Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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