Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Mon 30 Mar 2026
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Oxford North Wall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Havant Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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