Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Mark Normand
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £17.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Steve Whiteley: A Mind Full
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £11.25
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julio Torres: Color Theories
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Till It Hurts
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £25
Comics: Adam Buxton, Bob Mills, Glenn Moore, Laura Smyth, Sarah Keyworth, Simon Brodkin, Alistair Barrie
In aid of MacMillan Cancer Support
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy Unwrapped
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £7
Comics: Hatty Ashdown, Lily Phillips, Mary O’Connell, Nathan Cassidy, Richard Todd
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Cheka, Rosie Jones, Alexander Bennett
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train. Plus: James Ellis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf Live
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thinking Drinkers: It’s The Drink Talking
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £15.75
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julio Torres: Color Theories
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: From £17.50 to £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Helen Bauer, Mike Wozniak, Pierre Novellie, Rhys James, Tom Lawrinson, Kate Cheka
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Hoxton Hall
Price: £18.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tall Tales & Cocktails
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Rosemary Branch Theatre
Price: From £8 to £12
No line-up given
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Get-Up, Stand-Up Heat
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £3 to £5
Competition for new comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Big Penny Social
Price: £15
Plus: John Meagher, Jamie Allerton
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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