Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Christmas Thing
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Conduit
Price: £21.98 (£16.61 students)
Comics: Bobby Mair, Mary Bourke, Pete Gionis
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bull & Egret
Price: £17 to £23.87
Plus: Mark Cram,Noah Reynolds
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Vaudeville Theatre
Price: £21.50 to £44
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cray Cray Cabaret
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Phil Nichol and band
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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