Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Sun 24 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 May 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £12.75 to £24.75
Improv with Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch, Josie Lawrence, Ruth Bratt, Lauren Shearing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lose Your Marbles
Date: Mon 25 May 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £10
Absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £27.73
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Brookes: The Part of You That's Always Screaming
Date: Tue 26 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Frost: The Greatest Card Magician in the World
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £17
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Brookes: The Part of You That's Always Screaming
Date: Wed 27 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99 (£7.60 concs)
New act challenge with pro MC Kazeem Jamal
Darius Davies, Michael Shafar, Patrick Monahan
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14
Plus: Davina Bentley
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Brookes: The Part of You That's Always Screaming
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Welcome to Night Vale
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Union Chapel
Absurdist supernatural fiction podcast created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
Darius Davies, Michael Shafar, Patrick Monahan
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14
Plus: Davina Bentley
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
A new comedy by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £25.55
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Brookes: The Part of You That's Always Screaming
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ben Norris, John Moloney, Marcus Brigstocke, Shaparak Khorsandi
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ding Dong Gong Show
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
New act challenge
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Churchill's Urinal
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Kings Head Theatre
New comedy play written by and starring Rosie Holt
Show starts: 15:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Steven Rogers
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: 21Soho
Visiting US comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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