Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Christmas Thing
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £23.69 to £29.37
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Markus Birdman, Paul Thorne, Phil Nichol, Thanyia Moore
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £13.09 (£8.69 concs)
New act challenge with MC Gbemi Oladipo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £7.50 to £10
Plus: Jordan Gill,Vinny Shiu,John Smith
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jazz Emu: The Pleasure is All Yours
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josephine Lacey, Mark Simmons, Paul McCaffrey, Tom Houghton
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Jo Caulfield, Markus Birdman, Paul Thorne, Phil Nichol, Thanyia Moore
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Christmas Thing
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Playhouse
Price: £22
Festive special from anarchic sketch act Mr. Thing
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bridget Christie, Maisie Adam, Mike Wozniak, Sam Campbell
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Sarah Johnson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abigoliah Schamaun, Andrew Mensah, Ben Norris, Carey Marx
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £12.50 to £20
Plus: Laura Moss, Wilson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Carnival
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: £19.52 (£13.18 students)
Comics: Jason Patterson, Michelle Shaughnessy, Pete Gionis, Sean Meo
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rockin' Around The Durk & Ski
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £12
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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