Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £17.00
Comics: Eddy Brimson, Matt Reed
Catch 22 Comedy Club. Plus Aaron Twitchen
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison, Steve Gribbin, Carl Jones
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Greatest Hits!
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Two Pints With Will Mellor and Ralf Little
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Robertson: Plays with the Audience
Date: Tue 11 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dominic Woodward, Mick Ferry, Danny Deegan
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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