Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Troy Hawke: Never Stop, Never Change!
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £18.00
Comics: Alex Boardman, Gavin Webster, Pete Otway
Plus: Luke Connnell
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Evening with Jimmy Tarbuck
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Billingham Forum Theatre
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £22 to £40
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Shildon Railway Institute
Price: £11.00
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus Anth Young, Kelly Rickard, and Catherine Young
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Shildon Railway Institute
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Kelly Rickard, Catherine Young, Anth Young
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Comics: Michael Legge, Danny Deegan
Plus: Aidan Jones, Howard Anstock
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Kent-Walters is Frankie Monroe: DEAD!!! (Good Fun Time)
Date: Sat 6 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 7 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Mon 8 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Date: Tue 9 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Chris Cantrill, Rachel Fairburn
Date: Thu 18 Jun 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £10
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club presents works in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 25 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christian Reilly, Sam Serrano, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Date: Fri 26 Jun 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £16 to £20
Comics: Dave Longley, Raul Kohli
Plus: Matty Oxley, Fran Garrity.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonny Cole: Armagudd'n
Date: Sun 28 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Boiler Shop
Date: Tue 30 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Theatre Royal
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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