Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: From £21 to £32
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Turnbull presents…Surreally Good
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Pay what you want
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Turnbull presents…Surreally Good
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Pay what you want
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Tiernan, Desiree Burch, Joby Mageean, Sophie Duker, Nicola Mantalios
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £25
Northern Stage Comedy Gala. Plus: Lauren Stone
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
George Zacharopoulos, Jules O'Brian, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bridget Christie, Harriet Kemsley, Ignacio Lopez, Brennan Reece
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £22
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nabil Abdulrashid, Shazia Mirza
Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Desi Central Comedy Show
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Tue 23 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Raw
Date: Wed 24 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £6 (£5 concs)
New act night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Brinkburn Street Brewery
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Josh Sedman, Katie Sheinman, Si Beckwith
Hayley Ellis, Matt Bragg, Paul Sinha
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £17 to £19
Catch 22 Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £28
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Sun 28 Sep 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Fox: Rolls Royce
Date: Sun 28 Sep 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £12 (£10 concs)
Part of the New Direction series of solo shows from up-and-coming comics, directed by Lee Kyle.
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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