Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney, Harriet Dyer, Hayley Ellis
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £19.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
New act night
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Robin Armstrong, Kelly Edgar, Raymond Ayre, Matthew Wheelwright, Tom Daws, Kerris Gibson, Kenny Watt, Laurie Brewster, Ian Younghusband
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Family Show with Danny, Mick & Clive
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Part of the Consett Comedy Festival
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Steffen Peddie Should Know Better
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Audience with Mick Miller
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dirt Mouth Comedy Club
Date: Mon 5 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: £15
Comics: Elaine Robertson, JoJo Sutherland, Nicola Mantalios
Plus: Deage Paxton, Cal Halbert, Anja Atkinson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dirt Mouth Comedy Club
Date: Mon 5 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: £15
Comics: Elaine Robertson, JoJo Sutherland, Nicola Mantalios
Plus: Deage Paxton, Cal Halbert, Anja Atkinson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dirt Mouth Comedy Club: So You've Never Heard of Me?
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act showcase
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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