Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Mon 13 Apr 2026
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Post Traumatic Slay Disorder
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £13.00
Twentysomething waitress Kit who moves to London with a fresh diagnosis, PTSD.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 20 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Tue 21 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: £26
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Comics: Sammy Dobson, Tom Houghton, Lee Kyle
Plus: Mike Wardley
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Eagle: Flying Solo
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Middleton-in-Teesdale Utass
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ninja Sex Party & TWRP: Pure Elegance Tour
Date: Wed 29 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle NX
Ninja Sex Party & TWRP: Pure Elegance Tour
Date: Wed 29 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle NX
Ninja Sex Party & TWRP: Pure Elegance Tour
Date: Wed 29 Apr 2026
Venue: Newcastle NX
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Reed, Robert White, Simon Brodkin
Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Comics: Christian Reilly, Peter Brush, Elaine Robertson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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