Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 5 Nov 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £24.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bridget Christie: Jacket Potato Pizza
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: 20:30
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Louise Leigh
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone is Looking for the Wow
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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