© Marc Brenner Dawn French banned from driving
Comic racks up 12 points in 3 years
09/09/2026 … Dawn French has been banned from driving for six months after racking up her fourth speeding ticket in three years.
2026 Punching Up
Wed 09 September 2026
© Marc Brenner Fri 04 September 2026
Animal rights group Peta offers to buy Chicken Shop Date
'So the chickens can be the date, not the dinner'
04/09/2026 … Animal rights group Peta has offered to buy the rights to Chicken Shop Date from Amelia Dimoldenberg – so they can make a new version where the chickens…
Wed 02 September 2026
John Bishop breaks his ankle motorcycling with Tim Peake
...forcing him out of charity bike ride
02/09/2026 … John Bishop has ended up in hospital with a broken ankle after getting into a motorbike accident – while on a ride with astronaut Tim Peake.
Time to rename 8 Out Of 10 Cats as 9 Out Of 10 Cats?
So say Rob Beckcat, Sarah Meowlican and Joe Whiskason
02/09/2026 … Cat food brand Whiskas is calling on Channel 4 to rename 8 Out Of 10 Cats as 9 Out Of 10 Cats to reflect its latest advertising campaign.